Bob gets a gobbler and an Indian name “Raining hens”.
I’m officially about a thirty something Cherokee. In my opinion this gives me the right to give my hunting buddies Indian names. Bob’s story about the amount of hens landing around him has now given him the somewhat dubious nickname “Raining hens” Reese. He was covered up with girls all giving him a hard time when he tried calling in the tom.
At the end of his trip Bob calls me with a story of success, but not in the classic sense of the word. Unlike the TV versions of turkey hunting where the magic decoy or call makes all the difference, real turkey hunting is a series of long hunts and missteps occasionally punctuated with enough moments of triumphs that it makes you keep getting up at zero dark thirty and walking miles and miles across some tough terrain to kill a bird that weighs twenty pounds. One of my hiking buddies, a small game hunter, would laugh at me and say, “How much money do you spend on a turkey trip?” I’d tell him, always landing on the shy side of the actual number- no reason to give the man too much ammunition- and he’d pull out a calculator and make a big deal of punching in numbers. “Let’s see, that is about one hundred and fifty-five dollars a pound!” he would exclaim out loud. “Would it not make more sense to go to the store and buy ten fat turkeys?”
Now I know he knows why we turkey hunters do it. For the love of God, he is chasing snipe and quail through the Florida low lands, kicking moccasins to the side with his boots! So, who’s the real nut! However, if we were to look at this like it was a contract, we would certainly be getting the short end of the stick.
Bob is one of those hunters who shoots the best gear and tries the newest gadgets. I used to do be the same way, but as I got older, I became used to certain things working well and stuck with them. My Mossberg 835 I hand painted. The Holosight it is topped with, which after two birds got away because I wasn’t used to the distance between the sight and the barrel, I learned to shoot with deadly efficiency. The Knight and Hale Sla-tex slate, Primos and Quaker boy mouth calls and a Quaker boy box call. Outside a Primos owl hooter and a crow call, I’m pretty much set. Before that, every year for a long time I would purchase a new “trick” I would swear would turn the tide on my hunting woes. Finally I realized there was just a lot of hunting, hoping and getting lucky when it came to killing gobblers.
Bob told me one of those stories. For a week “Raining hens” Reese was surrounded up to his neck in henned up gobblers. They were hammering the woods sometimes until four thirty in the afternoon. He would start out before daylight trying to get to the birds before they hooked up with the hens and wandered off. In one area, what we call the “400″, Bob spent three days humping the hills around the area, which is a combination of select cut pines and cutover, ending up only minutes behind the birds as they met up and wandered off our lease to another property. He sat in the rain, the wind and cold only to have the bird walk away from him to a boss hen, or slip by him, refusing to come down a hill or slip out of cover. Finally, nearing the end of the hunt, Bob gets back onto the perimeter road and works his way to the back side of the property. The flock of birds liked to roost right on the edge in the pines and then fly down into the oak bottoms a couple of hundred yards off of us. He can hear the tom that won’t come back across the bottom hammering the woods. But he also notices that after the light rain just quit there was fresh scratching along the road heading from one back greenfield to another on top of a hill about three hundred yards away. “I could tell they were ahead of me, going for the open greenfied because of the rain. So I decided to ease up, but first I stopped and pulled on my 3D leafy wear.” Bob eased up, the wet ground allowing him to move silently, and managed to close another twenty or so yards until he spotted a gobbler poking his head over the lip of the greenfield. Bob froze until the gobbler went back to eating and took more steps. He was mostly in the shade and the 3D leafy wear seemed to be confusing the birds. Three times they looked over at him, three times he froze. Finally, they moved back from the lip and he slipped up quickly covering about forty yards. He was within range but stuck in the sun. The gobbler he was after must have heard the footsteps and after hearing the clucks earlier must have been expecting another hen to be making the faint steps he was hearing. Bob figured he was about forty yards out. He slowly raised his shotgun and fired. The bird rolled over like he was hit by a 2×4. Bob raced up and saw him trying to get up and fired another round and the bird was down for good. He took photos and picked up his bird for a very long walk back.
Of course “Raining hens” Reese’s bad luck continued as his photographs were deleted by a faulty camera. Good memories, no photos.









k to camp.












